Comrade Gove and His Stalinist Principles

As The Education Secretary Gove goes about his business of undemocratically attempting to impose his ideologically driven Academy balls-up on unwilling Head Teachers, Teachers, Governors and Parents, threatening to sack them all if they do not bend to comrade Stalin’s Gove’s will in his drive to teach children dead languages that only ever appear on coats of arms or football club badges, ( I expect Gove’s is guttleof geerus-ich been ein knobus), and his henchman charge around, like deranged psychopaths trying to metaphorically chin anybody who defies them, ( the photo of Spad Cummings looks like a mug shot you would expect of someone who had just  been pulled in for kerb crawling or soliciting),  you may wonder where your taxes are going when it comes down to the education budget.

I've got some bad news for you. You may think that 100% of your hard earned taxes go into the education of future generations, helping poor children better themselves, but unfortunately a large minority of it goes into the pockets of rich Tory donors and where it goes after that God only knows, although I expect the destination probably has Cayman or Off Shore in the title.

Not only that, but these people set up companies that provide IT, cleaning or maintenance services to the schools that have been handed on a plate to these unaccountable ‘charities’ , so rich people are becoming very rich off the backs of children, who in the meantime are being taught nationalistic lies and bullshit about the empire whilst the dark criminal side of the British Empire is conveniently forgotten.

When your child comes home, and instead of greeting you with a cheery hello, they greet you with a ‘Seig Heil’ , don’t say I didn’t warn you.

 Reasons to Vote Tory.

If you want your children and grand children to live in a world where, whenever they need medical attention the first question they ask themselves is not ‘where’s the phone number for the Doctors?’ but instead ask ‘where’s my credit card?’ Then vote Tory.

If you want your son or daughter to wake in the night because their child, your grandchild, is unwell, but they are unsure they can afford to pay for medical attention, so decide to leave it to the morning. Then vote Tory.

If you want your son or daughter to rise the next day, hurry to their child’s side, only to find your grandchild stiff and cold in its cot, with a blank eyed stare, because the meningitis that would have been diagnosed in time under the NHS had taken its dreadful toll. Then vote Tory.

If you want to stand at the graveside of your grandchild, your shoulders hunched, and your heart broken. Then give yourself a pat on the back. If you voted Tory!!!!!

What Recovery?

When Tory MP’s start quoting anecdotal evidence about a manufacturing company in the North West that sold an extra five buckets last month, as evidence of ‘green shoots’, then we know that the economy is in the crapper and it is only a matter of time before someone pulls the flush.