Osborne ( The Chancellor Of The Exchequer) has lately been suffering from extreme bouts of triumphalism and smugness, which is strange considering he has not hit a single forecasted target, is currently overseeing the largest fall in living standards since the Victorian age, driving people to food banks ( the 7th richest economy, are you sure?) and has accrued more debt in 3 years than the previous government managed in 13. Osborne has overseen an economy where work is no longer assured for more than a few months and where people have no idea how much money they will earn in a weeks time let alone a month or year. This has, through the use of zero hour contracts and short term contracts, lead to the creation of a slave class that is no more than a resource to be dipped into by employers and then cast aside for the purposes of profit. Still, at least the millionaires and Tory party donors are happy with their tax cuts.
Must do better or maybe just f£*k o&&.
Work and Pensions. Grade. D-
Work and Pensions Minister Duncan Smith has overseen the demonisation and stigmatisation of a section of society that the Nazi's or Hendrik Verwoerd ( Father of Apartheid) would have been proud of. Whilst he himself lives in a mansion free of charge he has subjected the poor, the disabled and the vulnerable to a tyranny of hate mainly through the Bedroom Tax, but also by using them as scapegoats for an economic collapse perpetrated by the banking industry , who have been allowed to get off scot-free with their crimes.Add to that, the millions wasted and the incompetence involved, in the implementation of Universal Credit, along with the fabrication of unemployment figures and you have a picture of utter failure.
Just f*** o%% IDS.
Health. Grade. D-
What is there to say about the Minister For Murdoch. The top down reorganisation that the Tories promised, in their manifesto, would not happen. The privatisation and destruction of possibly one of the greatest and most humane inventions the world has ever seen ( The National Health Service), Accident and Emergency closures, care in the community collapsing, leading to the elderly suffering unimaginable hardship and deprivations, mainly because of the introduction of zero hour contracts and grasping private companies putting profit before care. Hunt is gleefully bringing the NHS to it's knees and he is enjoying it.
Education. Grade. Fail.
What is there to say about Gove, other than he seems to want to return education to the 1950's, of which he seems to have a rose tinted view of, and teach children an unchallenging, unquestioning, patriotic view of Britain's place in world history whilst ignoring all the nasty bits. And anybody who allows that well known breast spotter, Toby Young, anywhere near the education of children, particularly young girls, must be an utter world class kn**H**d.
Housing. Grade. Fail.
Failed to build any low cost or social housing and allowed landlords to profiteer on the back of welfare, by failing to regulate rents while creating another housing bubble with the 'help to buy' scheme which allows people to rack up tax payer guaranteed debt which may create another economic collapse when interest rates rise.
Immigration. Grade. Fail
What an absolute horlicks this governments immigration policy has been. Using Ukip ( United Kingdom Independence Party) induced tactics, such as 'go home' advertisements on the sides of vans, simply because they would rather electioneer than implement a robust policy, demonstrates the frightening level of incompetence that is prevalent within the current government. They constantly fabricate figures and ignore the elephant in the room by failing to acknowledge that immigration within the European Union cannot be controlled, therefore immigration cannot be controlled effectively. Instead they pander to the far right by employing reactionary scare tactics in an effort to look tough. It's a joke.
Foreign Policy. Ungraded.
Cameron tried to drag us into another Middle Eastern war, ( do these people ever learn) but was thwarted by Parliament, ( thank christ).
Department for Media, Culture and Sport. Grade. C.
The legalising of gay marriage was a success and surprising, considering the Tory party is full of homophobes. The constant BBC bashing is nothing more than political expediency and is becoming tiresome in the extreme.
Environment, Food and Rural Affairs. Grade. Fail.
The badger slaughter was a disgrace and nothing more than a veil used to cover up dirty farming practices by tax payer funded benefit claiming farmers. Also the failure of this government to make it illegal to shoot hares during the breeding season is a disgrace. One bright spot was the sacking of bird slaughtering Wildlife Minister Benyon. May he rot on the backbenches for an eternity and a day.
International Development. Grade. C.
Although sending money to countries that can afford a space program is ridiculous, I do not consider myself to be part of the group of knee jerk reactionaries in this country who would deny the poor and impoverished a leg up just because those self centred fools cannot afford the latest flat screen television or mobile phone.
Transport. Grade. D-.
HS2, what can you say? Spending billions on a massive vanity project just so you can get to Birmingham 20 minutes quicker, seems like a punishment not a benefit.
Prime Minister. Grade. D-.
An editor of a right wing tabloid, ( yes! that's right, right wing tabloid!) describes Cameron as ' a chancer and a political opportunist'. I think you can apply that tag to nearly all the front bench. Cameron is a vote chaser, he goes where the money is. His motives are personal and in the interests of himself, not of the nation.
His greatest crime is to have made poverty a crime and treats the poor as criminals. Which, when you consider he is a multi millionaire of inherited wealth who has not had a proper job in his entire life, is pretty vomit inducing. The shame will stain his soul for ever.
End of report.
Suicide
Suicide figures have increased dramatically since the current government came to power. Some people have suggested that the victims are selfish for taking their own lives. It is wrong to accuse a person of being selfish if they believe they are living a pointless life with no hope. They have the right of self determination. It is the accusers who are being selfish. There attitude is that they expect someone to carry on living a daily life of desolation, pain, isolation, hopelessness and futility because if they choose to end it then the accuser will be effected negatively. It is the accuser who is selfish not the person considering taking their own life.
Canned Hunting.
In South Africa they carry out the incredibly unpleasant pastime of Canned Hunting. This involves lions, and other game that have been reared in cages, being let out in fenced enclosures to be shot by gutless spineless cowards, normally men, but not exclusively, from the back of trucks or other places of safety. These so-called 'hunters' are in no danger whatsoever from the lion, which normally wanders listlessly around, bemused at being freed for a few minutes, before these gutless scumbags and sorry excuses for men blast away at it and then congratulate each other for being so 'brave'. Some animals are shot with bow's.
Obviously the rifles and bows are an extension of the incredibly small penis's these retards are in possession of and killing animals from the safety of a truck is replacement therapy for their sexual inadequacies and latent, 'probably' unfulfilled sexual yearnings, they experience towards their mothers. What a bunch of sad fuc*s!
EU farm Subsidies and the feudal state.
These subsidies should be scrapped. As they are paid to landowners, the more land you have the more money you receive. It’s a 21st century feudal system where the serfs pay, in taxes, thousands of pounds, to the biggest and most wealthiest landowners.
Every household in Britain pays over £200 a year to keep wealthy landowners in the style they have become accustomed to. Some of which happen to be Tory MP’s.
So the Lords of the Land are not that bothered if we don’t doff our caps or tug our forelocks anymore, as long as we keep coughing up the money, so they can continue to ‘live their lives on benefits.’
Joke.
Date: 23rd November 2000
Place: Manchester United Training Ground.
United Manager Alex Ferguson: Why’s Beckham looking so happy?
Asst Trainer: Dunno Boss
AF: Look at him. He’s looking pleased as punch with himself.
Ferguson walks towards Beckham.
AF: Hey Becks, why are you so happy with yourself?
David Beckham walks towards Ferguson with a broad smile across his face.
DB: Well Boss, last night me and Victoria finished a puzzle. On the box it said 5-7 yrs, but it only took us four years.
Ferguson turns and walks away shaking his head.
"Is there intelligent life out there. Yes! Proved by the cogent fact that they haven't tried to contact us!"
"Is there intelligent life out there. Yes! Proved by the cogent fact that they haven't tried to contact us!"
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