A sovereign power adopts an expansionist policy. Western governments realise military action may end in defeat, lost revenue and lost votes so decide to allow a quasi tsarist megalomaniac with low self extreme to trample over the rights of another sovereign state. Democracy, what democracy?
Budget.
An economical illiterate, who socialised with a dominatrix, decides, as a political stunt, to give pensioners the keys to the sweet shop when it would have been far more sensible to reform the annuities market. This policy will lead to tears and a new term entering the lexicon, 'Poverty Pensioners'.
The Suicide of L'Wren Scott.
The tragic suicide of a women in her forties is treated by the media with nothing but misogyny and contempt because she had the temerity to date a Rolling Stone. The media backed up there articles by making references that dated back over forty years i.e Yoko Ono, Linda McCartney, therefore obviously proving that L'Wren Scott 'had it coming'.
Malayasian Airliner MH370.
Governments continually raise and then dash and then raise again before dashing again, the hopes of the bereaved by telling all and sundry every time they 'see something in the sea'.
Syria.
I presume the civil war has ended. I haven't read much about it lately.
Metropolitan Police.
Metropolitan Police celebrate going five days without a complaint being made against them.
Metropolitan Police. ( 1 hour later).
Women sues Metropolitan Police for gross abuse of power after being sexually exploited by a Met officer answering a 999 call.
Liberal Democrats.
?????????
France.
Front National make gains in elections. Because after all, those right wing National Socialists from over the border in 1930's Germany weren't such a bad lot after all.
Grant Shapps. Conservative Party Chairman.
Shapps succeeds in showing the world, in no more than 140 characters, just what the Tories really think of the
Ben Cawston.
Ben is a 14 yr old rackets player who has been banned from entering a prestigious rackets tournament. Why? Well because he attends a state comprehensive school as well as being very good at rackets. A classic lesson in how the 7% of society, who are privately educated at public schools, prevent, block and stymie opportunity, aspiration and hard work in favour of their own spawn. This is a prime example of why charitable status should be removed from public schools.
Hawaii.
Undercover cops in Hawaii fight for right to have sex with prostitutes?
Insanity?
Justice Minister, oberleutnant Grayling, has banned prisoners from recieving books. Scary? insane? or both?
After all, the last thing we need is a load of literate robbers running around the place quoting from King Lear. I'm not sure what the current recruitment process is for becoming a minister in her Majesty's government but I think it might need reviewing so nutters, like Grayling, can be screened out.
A Man.
I wish to tell you a
short tale,
About a man, a just
and decent male,
He walked upon the
earth one time,
His thoughts were
honest, his teachings sublime.
But people have
twisted and corrupted his thoughts,
For it is power,
control and wealth, they have sought,
They have abused and
brutalised, views that were true,
Who allows them to do
this?
Well, that’s me and you.
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