Tuesday, 24 June 2014

Another Brick Laid In Toryland.

Apparently, In Prime Minister David Cameron’s world, it is perfectly acceptable for a Tory Member of Parliament to threaten to punch a woman journalist in the throat. This is what Tory MP Michael Fabricant did. And to get himself of the charge of threatening extreme violence towards a woman all he had to do was apologise. Funny, I always thought that threatening menaces with violence was a crime, but apparently not in Toryland. If it had been a Labour MP, you can easily visualise a puced faced, self righteous Cameron, standing at the despatch box, braying indignantly for justice.
This is just another example of the world the Tories are creating. A land where persecuting people with learning difficulties is rising, where verbally or abusing the disabled is acceptable, where violence committed upon women is increasing, where the government, to promote their nasty ideologue, encourages the ideological scapegoating of the weak and vulnerable within society, to cover up for their failed policies. Where shoplifting is increasing because people are forced into stealing bread and milk to feed their families and where the hypocrites scream about ‘the something for nothing’ culture while they themselves happily pocket thousands of £££’s in child benefit. A land where a lesbian novelist proudly flaunts her rabbit killing proclivities on twitter, like some Neanderthal hunter standing by the carcass of a recently slaughtered elephant or tiger, revelling in the act of killing.
That is the crux of the matter. People have no respect anymore for other living creatures. It is again considered acceptable to harass, persecute, profit from, and stigmatise anything weaker or more vulnerable, whether it be a beast of the field or a sufferer of autism. If they can’t fight back then they’re easy game. The cowardly scum wear their crimes as badges of pride, to brighten up their sad, unfulfilled lives.

Welcome to the land of the Tory. A world of hate, being built NOW! for your children and your grand children to live in.

Home Grown Jihadist’s.

There are calls from the ‘think of the children brigade’, that home grown jihadists, currently fighting in Iraq, should be stripped of their passports, have their citizenship revoked and then deported.
Question: If they are British born, where exactly are we supposed to deport them to?
If they have committed a crime in another country, then by all means have them extradited to face charges in whatever country the crime has been alleged to have been committed in. Or, if they are accused of committing a crime in this country, then let them face justice in this country. But please, save the xenophobic 'little englander' routine for the bar rooms and the golf clubs.

Of course, the real reason for this knee-jerk reactionary bellowing is plain and simple. Its racism and good old fashion colour prejudice. In the early 20th century many people left Britain to join the International Brigades and fought for the Republicans in the Spanish Civil War against Franco’s Nationalists (one amongst their number was a certain Eric Blair, better known as George Orwell, although he fought with a Spanish Republican brigade rather than an International brigade).I am not familiar with any calls being made, for those who travelled to Spain, to have their passports stripped from them, their citizenship revoked, followed by deportation to..??????. Although I would be amazed if the Daily Mail didn't print front page headlines screaming for all the lefties to be shot for fighting against that nice fascist chappie Franco, who, they probably thought, quite frankly seemed a jolly good sort with lots of good ideas. I suppose in favour of those who fought in Spain was the fact that they had white faces, and were not Muslims.

Land of the Brave, Home of the Free????

Date: 28th May 2014. Time: 3am.  Place: Cornelia, Georgia, USA.

A SWAT team bursts into a room housing a husband and wife and four children. The youngest is 18 months old. The SWAT team throws a flashbang grenade into the baby's cot and blows his face off.

IT'S THE WRONG HOUSE!!!!!!!.


Why England Will Probably Never Win the World Cup Again..............Or The World Cake Making Championship.

Manchester City Cake Makers enter the English cake making championships. They make a lemon drizzle cake. They buy the best, most expensive lemons from Spain and outbid everyone else for the finest sugar from South America. They pay an exorbitant price for the best flour from Germany and buy the finest, most expensive eggs from Italy and France. They win the championship easily, so can now enter the World Championships.
But a problem occurs when they take part in the World Championships, because when they try to buy the best Spanish lemons, they are told that only the Spanish can use those lemons in the World Championships and that Manchester City Cake Makers must use home grown lemons. When they attempt to purchase the finest French and Italian eggs, Manchester City CC are told that those eggs can only be used by the Italians and the French. Never mind they think, at least we can use the best flour from Germany,  but Manchester City CC are told that not only must they use flour grown in England, but that the finest sugar from South America can only be used by South Americans, Manchester City CC must use English grown sugar.
Manchester City CC baked their cake in the World Championships, with home grown ingredients, but the cake failed to rise and ended up being tossed in the dustbin.

And that is why England will probably never win the World Cup again.

Christ Almighty! Get a Sense of Humour England Fans.

A Scotsman, caught on camera celebrating England’s defeat by Uruguay, has been lambasted by angry England fans on twitter, who are furious he should have the temerity to support another team other than England. For chrissake, he’s a bloody Scotsman, the ‘Auld Enemy’. Of course he was glad England were beaten!
 This is not the only incident of fans, who, let’s not forget, once caused carnage as they followed England abroad, developing into touchy sensitive souls who are easily hurt by insensitive fans of other countries. Some fans, watching England playing Italy in Manaus, said that they were upset when Brazilian fans in the stadium cheered for Italy and booed England, as well as laughing when England were beaten, when on the run up to the match, the residents of Manaus had been really friendly. Boo hoo, boo hoo.
It’s another reason why English football is going downhill. Too many hypersensitive ‘jonny-come-lately’ metrosexuals with too much product in their hair watch and play football now.

I blame David Beckham and his bloody sarongs.

Ideas for Uniting Communities.

If you want to unite a white working class community with a white middle class community down the road, why not submit a planning application to convert the local public house into a mosque.

To unite the white community with the Asian community within your town, why not designate an area of land as suitable for use as a Gypsy site. 

Sunni and Shia Muslims not getting on? Why not build an illegal Jewish settlement nearby.

Black and white communities need help uniting? Why not buy up some properties in the area and rent them out to Eastern Europeans.

Country folk, are you annoyed that hipster townies don't seem to understand the countryside? Why not start a petition to have The Archers taken off the air.

Do you want peace in the middle east? Why not appoint Tony Blair as Middle East Peace Envoy. (that one's not going to work).

Just some ideas that might bring communities together, so we can all hate someone else,... together


The Glastonbury Music Festival.

Where the privately educated, pretentious middle and upper classes, load up their 4X4’s and go to watch privately educated, pretentious middle and upper class bands sing songs.



“The times in my life when I wanted nothing,
Were the best that I recall,
I set no goals for my soul to reach,
So I had no place to fall”.

(Gerry Goffin. Born 11th Feb 1939 – Died 19th June 2014.)

Monday, 16 June 2014

Hate, Hate, Hate and Victimhood.

When the issue of Scottish independence was first raised, and a referendum date was set, my initial reaction was ‘yes, go for it Scotland’. But having witnessed the pathetic and juvenile campaign run by the YES Campaign, with their constant blaming of the Tories/English for everything bad that has ever happened to them, the attitude of everything will change but nothing will change, and the hubristic attitude from  Alec Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon, that what they want, they expect to get, like a couple of spoilt children, I have just got very tired and extremely bored of all of it.
The anti English sentiment, as the Scots relentlessly portray themselves as victims of English repression, is not only tiresome and predictable but also somewhat mendacious. It is interesting, that although the Scots continue this ‘Braveheart’ inspired hatred of the English, the two nations within the United Kingdom who do have a justified reason to despise the English, Wales and Ireland, seem to have predominately decided to get on with their lives.
Wales, after all, was invaded and oppressed by the English, who then proceeded to make the welsh language illegal, loot the land of its riches, and introduced a cultural apartheid. Even these crimes pale when you consider the crimes committed during the plantation of Ireland by the English and the Scots!, the war crimes committed by Cromwell and his army and the genocide committed during The Irish Potato Famines, due to a mixture of ignorance, incompetence, prejudice and outright evil from Westminster politicians .
Yet it’s the Scots, as previously pointed out, the perpetrators of some of these colonial crimes, who seem to enjoy languishing in a perpetual state of victimhood, blaming the English for all their woes and ills. Most Scottish anti English sentiment, although not all, is really anti-Tory sentiment, but because it is such a deep rooted ingrained hatred, many Scots, the cybernats in particularly, seem to have difficulty rationalising their hatred as they glower across the border through a veil of red mist shrouded prejudice. There are many, many people living in England, who hate and despise the Tories as much, if not more and with greater justification, than the Scots  ( read previous blogs), but do not have the luxury of their own parliament or even a regional assembly, Yet it's seems to always be the Scots who are sulking in the corner with their arms folded.
However the aspect of the campaign that at first unsettled me but now sickens and disgusts me is the bile, the hate, the vitriol and, most repugnant of all, the racism being spewed out by the Yes Campaigners, the repulsive so-called trolling cybernats and their celeb/politico cohorts.
The disgusting and bilious attacks on author JK Rowling, in particular, have been abhorrent and repugnant, but it would appear, that anybody who puts their head above the parapet in favour of remaining within the United Kingdom is subjected to a disgusting tirade of abuse and filth.
The racism is a particular concern. Anybody walking through any city, town or village in England, wearing a Scottish football jersey would, I can quite confidently predict, suffer no harassment at all. But an Englishman would be insane to walk through Glasgow or Edinburgh or anywhere in Scotland, wearing an England shirt, due to the  near certainty that they would be abused, spat at, and probably attacked. The perpetrators of this abuse are a disgrace and should be ashamed. Get a grip and act like grownups. Stop acting like a lot of stereotypical English hating jocks with massive chips on your shoulders.
 As previously stated, it has been noticeable that during the referendum campaign, very few high profile individuals have come out in favour of remaining in the Union and, seeing the disgraceful and revolting filth and abuse JK Rowling has been subjected to, I think we can all see why. The offensive and obnoxious cybernats are nothing short of scum. “Instead of picking on a world renown author who is very socially aware, tough guys, why don’t you ‘grow a pair’, get out of your bedrooms and try and do something positive with your lives Losers!”...... Yeah, there you go, a bit of online abuse you! can chew on."
Personally I think the game is up for the nationalists and the referendum result will be a 63%/37% split in favour of staying in the union. I think many people are fearful of declaring their true intentions of voting no, so are keeping them close to their chest because of the threatening and intimidatory actions and responses of the nationalists, and come referendum day they will quietly vote for staying in the Union, and probably remain silent after the referendum as well, due to the predictably rabid response from the nationalists as they seek reprisals. 
I think many voters now see the Scottish Nationalists as small minded purveyors of a smoke and mirrors nirvana built on nothing but hatred towards the English, and if the hubristic Scots Nationalists did achieve independence they fear Scotland would very quickly descend into a Northern European Greece.  
As I originally stated, I was in favour of Independence for Scotland, but due to the nationalists antics and the never ending bile and vitriol directed at anybody who should have the temerity to voice an opposing view, I don't believe they are worthy or deserving of it. 

Food Bank Hating Tories.
 In a blatant and fascistic attempt to close down free speech and cover up government incompetence, Andrew Selous, aide to God’s emissary on earth, Employment Secretary Iain Duncan Smith, has threatened the food bank charity The Trussell Trust, that the government will shut the charity down if it continued to speak out and campaign about poverty and hunger in Britain. No surprise then, that the Tories should put their own interests ahead of starving children.
Also, in another example of underhand methods by the Department of Work and Pensions, to cover up government ineptitude, it has changed it food bank referral system so that reasons for referrals, such as benefit backlogs, cannot be traced back to the government. Yet another example of Tory deceit.

Brazil Win World Cup.
2015 FIFA World Cup winners Brazil won their first match of the tournament on Friday. You may think I’m being somewhat presumptuous, but after the performance of the Japanese referee I think all the other teams involved might as well pack their bags, hand the cup to Brazil, and go home.

Government Endorsements??
Although Labour leader, Ed Milliband, was badly advised when he naively had a picture taken of himself holding up the tabloid rag, The Sun, when you consider the views of many Labour voters and their loathing of the scum rag owned by Murdoch’s News International, that isn't the question we should be asking. The question is, why was Miliband, as well as the Prime Minister, Cameron and Deputy Prime Minster, Nick Clegg, involving themselves in the endorsement of a newspaper. I didn’t realise they were available for hire for marketing and advertising campaigns.

"It's not me, it's you".

Monday, 9 June 2014

Voices of Israeli Soldiers.

'Provocation and reaction' is entering a Palestinian village, making a lot off noise, waiting for them to throw stones and then arrest them, saying, " there, they're throwing stones at us".
Sergeant, Anonymous. 
Nablus Regional Brigade, Nablus. 2014.

It was when we were training, the commander said " that's how you will be ranked, with X's, every night I want you to be looking for 'contact' (an exchange of fire), and that's how you will be ranked.
I realised that someone who wants to succeed had to bring him dead people.There's no point bringing him arrests. The message was: "arrests are routine, the battalions are making arrests, you're the spearhead, the army has invested years in you. I want  you to bring me dead 'terrorists'".
Sergeant Avner Gvaryahu.
2004-07 Orev ( special anti-tank unit) Nablus.

There was a checkpoint divided into three lines. A line for Jewish Settlers, a line for Israeli Arabs and a line for Palestinians. The settlers would just walk around the Palestinians and go to the head of a line. I approached one of the settlers and asked " why are you jumping ahead, there is a line here sir? he replied. " You don't think I am waiting behind Arabs do you?" He spoke louder. " You'll be hearing from your Commander".
Sergeant, Anonymous.
Kfir Brigade. Tul Karem, 2008.

"On my first or second day we went on a 'doll',a foot patrol in the casbah. One of my commanders, a veteran, took an old Palestinian man into an alley and started beating him up. They took him aside and just beat him and slapped him and punched him for no reason".
Gil Hillel.
2001-2003, Saclav (military police) Hebron.

On Shuhada street there is a part where Arabs can walk. I saw three Jewish kids beating up an old Arab woman. An older Jewish settler joined in, screaming "May you die". I think they threw stones. A policeman was called but did nothing. He was a settler from Kiryat Arba who comes to pray with the Hebron settlers.
Sergeant, Anonymous.
Nachal Brigade, 50th Battalion, Hebron, 2010.

During patrols we would do 'mappings'. 'Mapping' is when we go into a house to see what's in there, who lives there. We don't search for weapons. ' Mappings' are to let the Palestinians feel that we are there all the time.
We go in, walk around, the Commander takes out a piece of paper and starts to make a drawing of the house, what it looks like inside. I had a camera. I was told to bring it. They said.. " you take their picture, stand them against the wall and take their picture.Then the pictures are transferred, I don't know, The General Security Service, so they know what people look like. I do what I'm told, It's 3am.. I .. it humiliated them, I just can't describe it.
And the interesting thing? I had the pictures for about a month.No one came to get them. No Commander asked about them, no intelligence officer took them. I realised it was all nothing. It was just to be there. It was like a game.
Sergeant Nadav Bigelman.
2007-10, Nachal Brigade, 50th Battalion, Hebron.

We took over a central house, set up positions, and one of the sharpshooters identified a man on a roof, two roofs away, I think he was between 50 and 70 metres away, not armed. I looked at the man through the night vision – he wasn't armed. It was two in the morning. A man without arms, walking on the roof, just walking around. We reported it to the company commander. The company commander said: "Take him down." [The sharpshooter] fired, took him down. The company commander basically ordered, decided via radio, the death sentence for that man. A man who wasn't armed.
I saw with my own eyes that the guy wasn't armed. The report also said: "A man without arms on the roof." The company commander declared him a lookout, meaning he understood that the guy was no threat to us, and he gave the order to kill him and we shot him. I myself didn't shoot, my friend shot and killed him. And basically you think, you see in the United States there's the death penalty, for every death sentence there are like a thousand appeals and convictions, and they take it very seriously, and there are judges and learned people, and there are protests and whatever. And here a 26-year-old guy, my company commander, sentenced an unarmed man to death.
Sergeant, Anonymous,
Paratrooper, 2002, Nablus

Things That Happened Last Week.
  • An Education Secretary had to say sorry while a group of Muslims allegedly used his flagship Academy Schools programme as a vehicle for promoting Islam.
  • An 89 yr old D-Day veteran caught a train, went abroad, and was almost patronised to death.
  • The yes/no  Scottish Independence campaign continued. Please make it stop.
  • A computer fooled people into thinking it was a 13 yr old boy. The computer is now currently on remand in Pentonville prison for online grooming. 
  • A newspaper uncovers facts alleging FIFA ( Federation of International Football Associations) may have been involved in corruption.
  • A newspaper teaches us how to suck eggs.
  • Apparently, unknown to many, the Greek far right political party Golden Dawn is anti-Semitic, homophobic, and full of neo-Nazi's. Well I never.


And finally, a tale of the British Luftwoofer.
Last weekend the D-day landings were commemorated, so I thought I would bring you a tale about some forgotten heroes.
On the eve of D-Day, three planes, containing 60 paratroopers from Britain's 13th Battalion,took off for France. In addition to the paratroopers each plane carried a dog, or a 'paradog' as they were known. These dogs, Bing a male collie-Alsatian cross, Ranee, a female Alsatian and Monty a male Alsation, were parachuted in behind German lines to sniff out mines and booby traps, keep watch, lookout for and sometimes attack the enemy or to act as morale boosters.

Following, are the recollections of Lance Corporal Ken Bailey, speaking about a training jump with his dog Ranee:
"After my chute developed, I turned to face the line of flight; the dog was 30 yards away and slightly above. The chute had opened and was oscillating slightly. (Ranee) looked somewhat bewildered but showed no sign of fear. I called out and she immediately turned in my direction and wagged her tail vigorously. The dog touched down 80 feet before I landed. She was completely relaxed, making no attempt to anticipate or resist the landing, rolled over once, scrambled to her feet and stood looking round. I landed 40 feet from her and immediately ran to her, released her and gave her the feed."
"Jump, land, eat: With each training jump, the dogs started enjoying their job more. In fact, the dogs sometimes allowed themselves to be thrown out of the planes or leapt out without any coaxing."

Monty was mortally wounded on D-day, Ranee was eventually lost ,presumed dead, and Bing, although landing in a tree and left hanging for two hours ,under mortar fire ,was eventually released and survived the war, receiving the Dicken Medal for animal bravery..He died in 1955.


You have enemy's, good, it means you have stood up for something in your life".




Tuesday, 3 June 2014

The Week in Bits. No 3.

Police Statistics.
Recently produced data has shown that 61% of adults gave positive ratings for local police.
In an ‘unrelated’ article it was reported that there were fears that Police could be fiddling statistics as they come under pressure from the Tory government to reduce crime figures on the run up to the 2015 general Election.

More Establishment Toadying to the USA.
British establishment continues its role as USA’s poodle, trashes the ideals of democracy, and disregards the rights of the families of those soldiers and civilians who died in the Iraqi war by embarking on a disgraceful arse covering exercise by refusing to release transcripts of the Bush/Blair conversations on the lead up to the second gulf war.

Vomit Inducing Hypocrisy.
The House of Commons spends £1.4 on alcohol, including thousands ££££’s on champagne, while setting Bailiffs and Debt Collectors on the  poorest in society due to Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs incompetence in over payment of Tax credits.

BBC Toady to Their Tory Masters.
The favourite for the recently vacated position of BBC Trust Chairman is Lord Coe. Lord Coe, a former Tory Member of Parliament, is also known as Tory Foreign Secretary William Hague’s former wrestling partner and the man who oversaw the budget for the 2012 London Olympics soar so high it is currently passing through the Alpha Centauri sector and is likely to return to earth in approximately 364,8757,5944,742 light years time.
So a Tory placeman with no background in broadcasting or running a large corporation and who is unable to manage a budget. An Ideal choice then.

Cretinous Comedians.
Schoolboy thug Jacob Dowdle threw a custard pie in the face of his teacher. The ‘prank’ was posted on Facebook and the thug Dowdle was quite rightly expelled. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Dowdle has claimed that the punishment was ‘disproportionate’ and that the teacher lacks ‘a sense of humour’. A petition has been set up calling for Dowdle’s reinstatement and currently has been signed by 750 morons.
Dowdle has also received support from a comedian called Jason Manford. Manford, a married man with kids, was the presenter of an early evening BBC magazine show until resigning for sending filthy online messages to women who happened not to be his wife. It appears he is still suffering from moral judgement deficit syndrome.

An Unelected Autocracy.
Politicians, Presidents and Prime Ministers are summoned to the five star Marriot Hotel in Copenhagen and are instructed, by the unelected Bilderberg Group, what their future policies will be in the ongoing project of screwing the world over for the benefit of multinationals and the 1%.

Yet Another Gun Spree Massacre in United States.
Yet another gun spree massacre in United States. National Rifle Association says that the way to stop killings is, to let more people have guns?

Scottish Independence Referendum.
The Yes Campaign make a claim that Scotland will be better off as an independent nation and the No Campaign disputes it. The No campaign makes a claim about how Scotland will be worse off as an independent nation. The Yes campaign disputes it.
The rest of us get really bored  and wishes the vote was sooner.

Ha! Ha!
Bull fighting fiesta in Spain is cancelled because two matadors are injured.

BBC Inaccuracies’.
ToryBritish Broadcasting Corporation receives almost 2000 complaints about their biased coverage towards The United Kingdom Independence Party, during the recent council and European elections. They then, inaccurately, claim that they received no complaints about their bias towards the Tory/coalition government. This is untrue. I know of at least one complaint they received because I made it.

Deluded From Tunbridge Wells?
A deluded 9% of the British Electorate vote for a party (United Kingdom Independence Party) who do not have any fully formed workable policies other than those that involve immigrants and exiting the European Union. The National Socialists of 1930’s Germany only had one main policy as well. Coincidentally, that also involved scapegoating, for political purposes, a vulnerable minority within society.


"I'm not afraid of death but I am afraid of dying".