Tuesday, 3 June 2014

The Week in Bits. No 3.

Police Statistics.
Recently produced data has shown that 61% of adults gave positive ratings for local police.
In an ‘unrelated’ article it was reported that there were fears that Police could be fiddling statistics as they come under pressure from the Tory government to reduce crime figures on the run up to the 2015 general Election.

More Establishment Toadying to the USA.
British establishment continues its role as USA’s poodle, trashes the ideals of democracy, and disregards the rights of the families of those soldiers and civilians who died in the Iraqi war by embarking on a disgraceful arse covering exercise by refusing to release transcripts of the Bush/Blair conversations on the lead up to the second gulf war.

Vomit Inducing Hypocrisy.
The House of Commons spends £1.4 on alcohol, including thousands ££££’s on champagne, while setting Bailiffs and Debt Collectors on the  poorest in society due to Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs incompetence in over payment of Tax credits.

BBC Toady to Their Tory Masters.
The favourite for the recently vacated position of BBC Trust Chairman is Lord Coe. Lord Coe, a former Tory Member of Parliament, is also known as Tory Foreign Secretary William Hague’s former wrestling partner and the man who oversaw the budget for the 2012 London Olympics soar so high it is currently passing through the Alpha Centauri sector and is likely to return to earth in approximately 364,8757,5944,742 light years time.
So a Tory placeman with no background in broadcasting or running a large corporation and who is unable to manage a budget. An Ideal choice then.

Cretinous Comedians.
Schoolboy thug Jacob Dowdle threw a custard pie in the face of his teacher. The ‘prank’ was posted on Facebook and the thug Dowdle was quite rightly expelled. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Dowdle has claimed that the punishment was ‘disproportionate’ and that the teacher lacks ‘a sense of humour’. A petition has been set up calling for Dowdle’s reinstatement and currently has been signed by 750 morons.
Dowdle has also received support from a comedian called Jason Manford. Manford, a married man with kids, was the presenter of an early evening BBC magazine show until resigning for sending filthy online messages to women who happened not to be his wife. It appears he is still suffering from moral judgement deficit syndrome.

An Unelected Autocracy.
Politicians, Presidents and Prime Ministers are summoned to the five star Marriot Hotel in Copenhagen and are instructed, by the unelected Bilderberg Group, what their future policies will be in the ongoing project of screwing the world over for the benefit of multinationals and the 1%.

Yet Another Gun Spree Massacre in United States.
Yet another gun spree massacre in United States. National Rifle Association says that the way to stop killings is, to let more people have guns?

Scottish Independence Referendum.
The Yes Campaign make a claim that Scotland will be better off as an independent nation and the No Campaign disputes it. The No campaign makes a claim about how Scotland will be worse off as an independent nation. The Yes campaign disputes it.
The rest of us get really bored  and wishes the vote was sooner.

Ha! Ha!
Bull fighting fiesta in Spain is cancelled because two matadors are injured.

BBC Inaccuracies’.
ToryBritish Broadcasting Corporation receives almost 2000 complaints about their biased coverage towards The United Kingdom Independence Party, during the recent council and European elections. They then, inaccurately, claim that they received no complaints about their bias towards the Tory/coalition government. This is untrue. I know of at least one complaint they received because I made it.

Deluded From Tunbridge Wells?
A deluded 9% of the British Electorate vote for a party (United Kingdom Independence Party) who do not have any fully formed workable policies other than those that involve immigrants and exiting the European Union. The National Socialists of 1930’s Germany only had one main policy as well. Coincidentally, that also involved scapegoating, for political purposes, a vulnerable minority within society.


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