Scum!!!!!

Yesterday, at the Tory party conference, The Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, a man who in his younger days  was photographed with a dominatrix and an amount of white powder and also made £40000 profit on a taxpayer funded house, and the Minister for the Department of Work and Pensions, Iain Duncan Smith, who has wasted £600m in taxpayers money on his Universal Credit benefit system which has now been reset to zero, and lied on his CV about attending the University of Perugia, he didn't, he went to Perugia language school,  stood up and made the same speech.

It was as follows:

" conference, people of the shires, ladies of the Womens Institute, red faced denizens of the golf and country clubs, friends from the Countryside Alliance. I have found new ways of kicking the poor and vulnerable, I bring you new ways in which we can treat the working poor as the scum I know everyone in this hall believes them to be. We, the Tory party, have developed new policies that will strip people of their dignity and stigmatise and demonise the working class. Something I know that everyone, here at conference, delights in doing.

The conference attendees brayed and cheered like grinning goons, relishing the thought of poor children being plunged into poverty. Prime Minister David Cameron crossed his legs and covered his groin with his hands in an effort to hide his erection.

The speech continued:

" Conference, if the British electorate are as stupid as we think they are and they continue to believe this never ending stream of warm diarrhea and lies we spoon feed them, about cutting the deficit (currently £50bn off target) and 'how we are all in it together', and that all the ills of this country are down to the Labour party and the poor, and we get re-elected, we will introduce new policies that will punish the scum poor even more and drive them to the point of desperation where suicide will hopefully be their only choice while making the wealthier, that's you and me conference, even wealthier, and then conference,.... our job will be done...... All the poor will be dead! All dead! All dead conference!!!!!....... Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

Conference gives a standing ovation while Prime Minister David Cameron ejaculates in his pants.

Reader, I give you the nasty Tories. red in tooth and claw. 

Forgetting things.

If the leader of the Labour party, Ed Miliband, doesn't care about the economy, because he forgot it in his Labour party conference speech, does that mean that Prime Minister David Cameron doesn't care about his 8yr old daughter because he forgot about her and left her in a pub. Just saying.