3rd April 2017: A bomb is
placed on the metro system in St Petersburg, Russia, by a supporter of the
anti-Assad forces in Syria and in protest of Russia’s involvement in the Syrian
civil war.
3rd April 2017: President Putin
arranges with Dictator/War Criminal/former Ophthalmologist President Assad, a
reprisal attack on Syrian civilians.
4th April 2017: A war
crime is perpetrated by either Syrian or Russian forces, as they drop chemical
weapons on civilians in the town of Khan Sheikhoun and then fire missiles at
clinics treating the dead and dying.
Children die horrible deaths
4th April 2017: Ivanka
Trump, daughter-wife of Donald J Trump, runs into the Oval office, distressed
at the images of innocent children murdered by Putin/Assad.
Trump puts down his putter and
exclaims “nobody upsets my little princess” (try and picture Patrick Swayze in
Dirty Dancing, when he exclaims “nobody puts Baby in the corner.” Is it working
for you? No. Thought not).
Trump orders a White House aide to
call International Rescue and launch Thunderbird 1.
A sleek, variable geometry (swing wing) hypersonic rocket plane used for fast
response, rescue zone reconnaissance
and as a mobile control base. Thunderbird
one is endowed with VTOL
capabilities.
Several hours pass as White House
aides explain to Trump that Thunderbirds was a 60’s puppet show for children,
and not real.
A visibly crestfallen Trump orders
USS Empty Gesture to set sail for the Mediterranean and the Syrian coast in
preparation to ineffectively bomb an airstrip, then asks “but Top Cat was real,
right.” 
Top Cat and the gang with Officer
Dibble.
5th April 2017: America
informs Russia of their intentions, who move all Russian personnel out of the
area.
6th April 2017: Russia
informs War Criminal Assad, of America’s plan, who in turn orders all Syrian
high ranking personnel, and their families, out of the area, leaving a few
sacrificial lambs to die.
6th April 2017: Trump
tries to come to terms with the shocking news of the previous days.
“Penelope Pitstop?”
“Sorry Mr President.”
7th April 2017: Somebody
rings USS Empty Gesture and tells them they can fire their explodey things at
Shayrat airbase now, as the area has been cleared.
The explodey things are fired and THE WORLD MAKES A MASSIVE FUSS ABOUT NOTHING!!!!!………. BECAUSE NOTHING HAS
CHANGED!!!!! THE SYRIAN CIVIL WAR CONTINUES AND INNOCENT MEN, WOMEN AND
CHILDREN CONTINUE TO DIE HORRIBLE DEATHS!
8th April 2017: The US Navy move on to the Western
Pacific, where they continue their roadshow of pretence and fakery, consisting
of nothing more than bulls**t for the good ‘ol boys back home.
The world media continue to lose all
sense of perspective.
Kim Jong-Un defies America, gives
Trump a two-fingered wave, and attempts to launch a rocket.
The giant milk bottle topples over. The
launch fails. Several North Koreans are probably executed.
The madness goes on………….
“The Hair Bear Bunch?”
“Sorry Sir.”
“Percentages are meaningless.” (anon)
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